My 'hood

I meant to do this a loooong time ago, but just got around to it now.

I was just going to let it go, but I discovered I had some new fans and wanted to post something. Since I'm not really all-fired up about anything upsetting me (just good stuff), I don't have much in the funny bag.

So here is a brief introduction to my neighborhood.

This is my view of the Hollywood hills every day. It's awesome motivation. I'm old enough to be envious, and still young enough to want a rocket launcher. I can see parties sometimes on my way to work on Saturday nights and I think; "My Gosh. Just think of how rich, powerful, beautiful and privileged the people at that party must be. I should go rob those bitches right now". And then common sense takes over and I go to work, to rob some different bitches.

This badass place is less than a block away from me. It's got a little plaque out front that talks about the Academy Award nominated editor that lived there for 25 years. The place is named after him, so it's called the "First place loser house" or something like that. Either way, I think the building is freakin' sweet.

Have I mentioned that West Hollywood is sorta gay? Well if I haven't, it is. It got to the point where I was totally used to seeing billboards and signs that you really wouldn't see many other places.

I'm sorry the billboard pic is blurry. The street was busy and I didn't want people to see me taking a picture of a 20-foot tall man's naked ass. I mean if it had been a 6'5" red-headed naked man, that would be fine. But come on, naked giant ass is out of line.

And to anyone who may defend that second picture and say ;"Oh, come on, that's just two buff shirtless guys play fighting over a ball". I'd like to retort by saying; "You just said Oh, come on, that's just two buff shirtless guys play fighting over a ball."

That picture is the result of a thousand ghey graphic designers and photographers carefully sculpting the gheyest, ghey photo of two men that didn't involve penatration.

I expect that billboard to be up next month.