What I do...

...is so mind-bogglingly fucked up. The process makes great sense to a certain point.

I will put up a blog of examples very soon. Today I've experienced frustration beyond anything else I've seen thus far in "Hollywood".

We can only hope that studios and networks go down in giant balls of flame to make way for smaller, more creative, and mobile entities to make our entertainment.

Note the time stamp....

I dare not put this on my facebook, or even myspace, but I had to get it in print right away;

I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if thousands of 8 year-old's buttholes cried out with a sigh of relief.

LA by Cell Phone 4

This is the greeter at the Abercrombie at the Grove on Fairfax. Makes sense. I always want to see a bare-chested twink when I buy jeans.





This is the greeter at the Abercrombie in the Grove with Dan Dominguez. It makes no sense.

Important Intertubes "News"

So this is probably ancient history for the intertubes experts, but this is the best thing I've ever found for music;

Make yer own radidio!

Link goes straight to my "station". I've only added about 20 groups so far.

It's amazing.

Tee-Vee Funnies

I'm interrupting "LA by Cell Phone" to bring... (who...anybody?...nobody is reading since I quit several months ago) you this tidbit;

I was in a pre-production meeting yesterday for an awards show I'm working on. It's not one of the "Big Ones", but looks to be a fun cute little awards show.
Since it's not one of the "Big Ones" it's star power is set to "stun", not "kill".

Long story short, I heard the name Tom Bergeron more times in two hours than Tom's agent has heard it in 5 years.

LA by cell phone 3

This is a pregnancy test I saw on the sidewalk in Hollywood. Look closely...it's positive. I'd pay cash money to know how it got there.

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These are from the DEAL OR NO DEAL wrap party last year. The house is some mansion in the Hollywood hills that just gets rented out for parties and movies. It's re-freaking-donkulous. There's a helicopter pad, and that's a boat in the pool.