Stuffed Up

I've had a headcold for a few days. I started feeling badly at almost exactly 2:30 on Friday, which was a little weird. I had to work Saturday night and that made me feel like total crap. Double crap sandwich with a side of crapslaw.

For the past few days I've coughed a little, had really swollen glands, and mostly a runny, runny nose. I'm stuffed up like a Christmas goose.

I've got more mucus in my head than they used in ALIENS. I'm like Mount St. Mucus.

If I were in ROBIN HOOD, I'd be the Sheriff of Snottingham.

If I started my own country, it would be Mucuhstan.

I'm sure that somewhere in the neighborhood of 70% of my body weight is currently mucus... and I say that with NO fear of hyperbole.

I wish I had some other story or something else, but I'm all hopped up on Sudafed and rather drowsy. I did see a test screening of the new Christopher Guest movie FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION tonight, which I'll write about later. In short, it was awesome...his best since SPINAL TAP. I liked it better than GUFFMAN and BEST OF SHOW, both of which I liked plenty.