It only works with so many names

I wish I had a name -and the reputation or notoriety- that invoked the use of "fucking" as a middle name.

Long ago, I used this for a gag in a comic book shop in Orlando. Bruce Lee is certainly a name that allows for this special title. Is it a title when it comes in the middle? I don't want to look it up. Joe, Robert, you two know everything...what's a title or name positioned in the middle? It can't just be a middle name, and it's not a nickname. Put those giant Euro-bred brains to work on that immediately.

In the meantime, I will have fun giving examples of people who are both worthy, and have the correct amount of syllables in their name to make this work.

Neil. Fucking. Armstrong.

Alfred. Fucking. Hitchcock.

Johnny. Fucking. Cash.

Jim. Fuckin. Morrison (not my idea. But the Kids are geniuses and I won't argue)

Steve. Fucking. McQueen*

Sam. Fucking. Peckinpah


I could go on, but you probably get the idea. Perhaps a better example is people who's names simply don't work, or are inappropriate. The following names don't work so well;

Harry. Fucking. Potter.

Orville. Fucking. Redenbacker.

Stephen. Fucking. Hawking.

Some guys can wear a leather jacket, some can't.
I can't.

I mean, I could put one on, but that's not the same thing as wearing it.

I'm glad I could get this straightened out for everyone. I'm sure it was weighing on their psyche.


*probably the most deserving of this honor