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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Ow! My balls!

In all seriousness, my balls hurt.

They aren't in terrible pain. They're not swollen. There is a very dull, very minor "ache" but it's almost all the time.

It started yesterday. So far, I'm fairly certain it's a pulled muscle or a slight hernia. I don't have any other symtoms (thank God), and recently upped my weights at the gym. All the websites I've checked seem to be in agreement, especially since the pain is relatively minor (all things considered).

I don't have insurance right now, so I'm really praying for the pulled muscle.

Oh, I also took my fiance and my sore balls to see CORPSE BRIDE. Jami and I thought it was really "cute". My balls thought the songs were weak and the ending was too easy.

5 Comments:

Blogger Mikey Y said...

This guy's ad is on my balls.

10:44 PM

 
Blogger Puttin said...

Dude, if it don't go away in 24 hours see a doctor. If it is a musle thing there should be some position where the pain is lessened.

Reminds me to the Futurama lie:
"Oww! My Sperm!... Hey it didn't hurt so much the second time..."

Stay away from Microwave Guns and Police Radar.

7:43 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you've picked up a case of Bullhead Clap.

Either that or Epididymitis.

One will go away on its own in a few days.

2:16 PM

 
Blogger Mikey Y said...

My balls no longer hurt.
As I suspected, it was a pulled groin muscle.

I just can't lift for a little while.

Bullhead clap...WTF?

1:24 PM

 
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