A Bunch of Excuses and one Reason

While many of the attacks levied against this blog by a retarded albino manatee are true, a couple are false.

As my last blog entry said, I was sick as hell. That's excuse number one.

A few days after that con and before I was well, I found out that my t-shirt partner had secured last-minute booth space at Dragon-Con. So, I had only a few days to replenish my nerd-shirt supply and prepare my super badass Volvo s40 for the drive to Atlanta.

Then I was, um...in Atlanta for five days. That's excuse number two.

On returning from Atlanta, I had an interview two days after I returned. The interview was in a field that I haven't worked in before. Even though it was doing PR within that new field, I spent two days doing research.

-at this point, Jami got on the keyboard-
Also, I have been participating in sweaty man-orgies that can last for many days at a time. A great deal of chafing kept me confined to bed, but as Rico has applied many salves to my anticipating
-I returned from peeing here-

Isn't she a scream? She'll scream when I beat her for this.

Finally and most importantly, the blog has achieved it's primary goal; I'm writing a feature script.

The whole point of this blog was to sharpen my writing muscles. It was supposed to get me to pen something, at least semi-regularly. Since my former job required that I write the most robotically inane and lame shit, I basically hadn't written anything real since I left my job at WB26.

So, with lots of coal in the inspirado oven, I spend all my typy time developing my treatment. It's just about halfway done and I anticipate the first draft going to my advisors sometime next week.

So there's my one reason.

And I WILL post about the con...for the one or two people that read this that I didn't already just tell about the con.

As far as the truth in Bigtobest...I do laugh at everything. Including Big's unfortunate condition of penile Infantecimalitis.