Morphine with a demerol chaser

Last night I saw Martin Landau in the parking lot of Rite-Aid on Sunset.

At first I thought "Wow, that guy could be Martin Landau's twin". Then I remembered that I live in Hollywood. That probably was Mr. Landau.

Then I got confused. Did Martin Landau die? I know Walter Matthau died several years ago because I remember his Oscar clip send-off and sometimes people switch their names even though they look nothing alike.

Sort of like Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman.

At any rate, I had to put calls out to three people before I could get an answer (thanks to Andrew from Orlando). Yes, Martin Landau is alive and well.

So that was definately him last night. He looked well.
He drives a tan Lexus with papers and crap up on the dashboard like an old man's car. I

I have to figure out which celebrities I want to hassle so I'm not at a loss when I see them.

For example, JLo gets "I like tacos and burritos" at the top of my lungs, then I'll run away like a madman screaming "taco taco".

If I see OJ I'll make a stabbing motion then give him a wink and a nod like "Oh yeah, we both got away with a little somthin' somthin', didn't we brother"?

If I see Bill Maher I punch him in the face for all I'm worth and scream semper fidelis.

I'm open to other suggestion for other celebs...