Titty Justice
This made me ball-ticklingly happy. (4.25.2007 story if newer one shows up).
I used to think Joe Francis was just a slimy douche. He tapes drunk girls in public flashing their boobies and makes many millions of dollars from it...slimy indeed.
It wasn't until around the time I read the article by Claire Hoffman that I realized he's a world-class shit bird.
I mean, even if I assume Hoffman had some sort of agenda before she wrote the article (and let's be fair, it's the LA Times), even if 20% of the article is true (and I believe much more of it than that), he deserves some serious prison ass-rape karma.
I know plenty of Club-goers that would drop Francis' name in order to get into VIP. It was something like this;
Me: Hi, are you interested in getting bottle service tonight?
RDB*: Naw bra, we just want to chill. Joe Francis is my man, I'll hook you up**. Can we just glide?
Me: You know Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis?
RDB: Yeah bra, can we get in?
Me: Well, usually it's about 50 bucks for three people to get in, so for you it's 100.
RDB: Naw man, that's fucked up! (walks away)
* A free coffee or drink to the first person that tells me what RDB stands for.
**I never really knew what I was going to get "hooked up" with. Was I going to get a pile of free pornography? A hat and t-shirt? A 19-year old girl doing a sad and reluctant lap dance for me?
posted by Mikey Y at 9:07 AM
4 Comments:
i think this is easily my favorite gem out of all of that inciteful literature.
-And the poor, poor multimillionaire's plight is being exacerbated by his jail ward-mate, Robert Bailey, who has been sentenced to die for killing a police officer. Bailey, according to Aaron Dyer, Francis' lawyer, "would sit there and yell, 'Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!" Last week, Francis missed the medication cart and "went into a full-blown anxiety attack."-
Bummer, dude. Oh, and Joe - thanks for ruining steel drums for EVERYONE. Now I can't see a commercial about Jamaica without thinking of some squalid, barely-legal (or not) teen showing her tits.
9:13 AM
DB is CLEARLY "douche-bag" but you have me on the "R" - that being said - I have had a bottle of wine and my fingers ARE numb.
R = Reticulating? Revolving? RICH! Repugnant.
11:34 PM
I would lie and say I was drunk when I wrote this, but it was 9am. I gots a job now and everything. I can't go drinkin' ripple when I got a jerb.
I meant Random Douche Bag. I thought I wrote that someplace, but obviously, I didn't.
Hey, remember when our blogs went to war? That was fun.
Remember when we blogged?
5:55 PM
Apparently Relational DataBases not only cause me great vexation 9 to 5, but are also complete assholes on the weekend.
4:17 PM
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