The Stuff of Legend and Ho Hatin'

So I like fighting...yadda, yadda, yadda. Most of my readers are familiar with MMA.

For the one or two readers who've sparred, fought, or grappled, you know how difficult it is to "sink" a submission quickly. This video is of the "grand master" of Brazilian jiu jitsu, Royce Gracie taking well over two minutes attempting to set up a triangle choke and never getting it (he switches to an armbar).

This is a moderately ranked Pride fighter Ryo Chonan executing the fastest, most cinematic ankle lock I've ever seen in my life. Not only is it freaky fast, it's also applied to the current middleweight Champion of the World of the UFC.

This is a relatively old fight, but it's like something out of a kung-fu movie.

In other news, I officially have zero patience for the women of Los Angeles that frequent my club. When they walk up to me, I can predict 80-90% of the time if they're just going to ask where the bathroom is (which they walked past to get to me, by the way) or if they want a favor.

I started a new policy last night. When this girl walks up to my rope at the VIP (or one of her 40,000 twins)*, I start the conversation by telling them what I'm not going to do for them. They say "But you don't even know what I'm going to say!", but really, really indignant and bitchy. I then say "you just want to come into VIP for a minute to look for a friend, right?" Now that their script has been scrubbed, they don't know what to say.

They were planning on rubbing up against me, fluttering their eyelashes, and bounce on into VIP to do the same thing to some douche bag for a free drink. However, if they stand at my rope for about 3.6 seconds, that same douche bag will come shove money in my hand to let the girl in, so he can give her a drink and then not have sex with her. Or maybe they do, I don't really know or care.

By contrast, this girl is nice as pie. She self-made and actually, you know, does stuff. She doesn't leech off other people's status at a nightclub or expect free crap because she's hot.

*It actually took me a little while to find the exact right type of women. They have to look really trashy and look like they've put a lot of effort into being "hot" and yet still look like there's an outside chance they're a dude.
I think it's because the trannies out here get so much platic surgery, as do aging club whores. The result is the same facial structure, which creeps me the hell out.