Passing the Funny

Whoever writes these is pretty damned funny. I just wanted to pass that on.

Also, I hate yoga.
People that do yoga near the boxing ring at my gym and fart up a storm while doing the Smelly Lotus Petal or the Stinky Swan, or whatever the fuck it is.

Hey, can I assume a position that pushes all the gas out of my body?

Only if you're right next to people!

God bless the queers for being able to bend themselves into a pretzel. I love freaks and bendy crap leans towards freak, but come on with the farting!!!