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Friday, March 10, 2006

Adonis Gym

I've officially lost 20 lbs since getting to LA.

I just started last week at my new gym, Crunch.

My particular Crunch is located on Sunset Blvd in the heart of West Hollywood. As posted by Chuckleboy over on Under my biscuits, it's a motivating place.

While it is arguably the gayest gym in America, nay...the world, let me tell you something; them queers are in some kind of freakin' shape.

You know how superheroes (especially during the 1990's) had extra muscles on their arms and torso that real people don't have? Well they're possible...but they're gay muscles.

Right now I do about 30 minutes of bag work (2 or 3 minutes on then a minute of rest) and then 20 minutes on a treadmill jogging with walking breaks, and then I'm pooped...that's all I've got right now.

Nothing makes you feel like more of a flabby ball of goo than while resting from a whopping 3 minutes on the heavy bag, seeing a guy on his 30th or 40th handstand push-up. He was like a gay, white Jackie Chan...it was impressive.

chiseled queens and all, my gym is awesome.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

mikey, it's land. vizz just pointed me this way. and i'm so glad she did. i love reading about the gays. :)

11:34 AM

 
Blogger Mikey Y said...

C-Land!
Email me at my old hotmail if you have it still.
And please, we try to say "teh gheys" or "the meauxs".

2:15 PM

 
Blogger Vizz said...

http://cadillac-hips.blogspot.com, bitches.

3:07 PM

 
Blogger Mikey Y said...

OMGWTFBBQ...(I love that)...some of those comics are pretty damned funny. Some don't work, but others...very funny.

3:14 PM

 
Blogger BIG said...

I love that you do bag work at the gay gym.

That is so like you - workin' the heavy bag.

8:03 AM

 

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