McBloggerson Invades Bigtobest!!!!

JUNE 13th, 2005 is a day that will live in infamy.
Ships carrying thousands of Mcbloggerson troops landed on the beaches of Bigtobest this morning, with artillery support from battleships further out at sea and paratroopers dropping in behind enemy lines.

The Bigtobest troops were caught largely off-guard, many of them lazily laying about, being red-headed and slovenly. That isn't to say the Reds didn't offer some stiff resistance. The scullywog troops employed several clever tactics such as the Luchiesse Defense, The Florentine Maneuver, and playing possum.

It took our boys abou 14 hours of fighting to establish a beach head and push the Reds back to thier lines of retreat.

"They're big, wiley bastards" said Private First Class Daniel Stapleton of the McBloggerson 101rst airborne. "But we kicked thier butts right off this beach, and gave them what for!"

We wait with baited breathe to see how our boys do with the land war as they push thier way towards Girth, the capital of Bigtobest.