Other People's Funnies

I've got assloads to do. Jami's mom will be here to visit on Thursday, and as the house-bound homo that I am, it's my duty to clean this place up. I have more resumes to send (and cover letters to write), more Ebay stuff to send, groceries to buy, and serious business-proposal letters to write (seriously!).

I DO have a good blog coming up about Ms. Paris Hilton, and her brief but turbulent relationship with a nightclub down here which bares her name.
Until then, I give you this frickin' hilarious legal threat at Somethingawful.com

Most of you probably know about somethingawful. It's really funny, especially Photoshop Phriday. However, my FAVORITE section is his "legal threats" section. Every year or so, somebody threatens to sue the guy that runs the site. It's usually kids or the average internet idiot who takes their site waaaaay too seriously and doesn't like being featured in the "Awful site of the day" feature on Somethingawful's home page.

THIS time, however, he's being threatened by the Ultimate Warrior. It may be his best legal threat yet. I strongly suggest reading the whole thing.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2790

Also, very quickly...I found out the Vanderlai Silva is scheduled to fight the winner of the Chuck Liddell/Randy Couture match this weekend.

I don't know if Pride Vrs. UFC beltholders is going to be a regular thing or not, but I feel for the UFC. With the exception of Randy, (and maaaaaaybe Chuck) the rest of the UFC top tier would get pretty well destroyed by the best of Pride.
It's not really the fault of UFC, Pride has more money. It has a larger international draw of fighters, while UFC is largely becoming an "American" fighting show. But if they're going to try to match their fighters against Pride, it's going to sting.

My bet right now is Randy winning this weekend, and Randy beating Vanderlai. That will be a big deal since Silva hasn't lost in over 4 years now...which gives him the longest winning streak in NHB since Frank Shamrock quit.

On the off-chance that Chuck beats Randy, I'd give Vanderlai the "W" over Chuck for the follow-up fight. They're both sluggers, and Chuck just hasn't had the competition that Silva has.

Sorry for the double-topic post, but I've gotta run Bitches!

Yates