Late Night Monologue Zinger

So the following is being reported about the prostitute that Gov. Spitzer "visited". (Isn't that a nice way of saying "humped for money"?)

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Dupre's MySpace page provides a window into her life as she went from a broken home in New Jersey to a music career in the city.

"I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music," she wrote."

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I am here, in NY because of my music, and my vagina. LATE NIGHT MONOLOGUE ZINGER!!!

Leno, pay me for that joke you multi-millionaire, you!

Beg and bother him for the best story ever

The older Gressis brother over at Bullitt's Bros has one of the greatest stories ever told in the pipe. I urge every one of my six or seven readers to email the crap out of him until we get the write up...

...the write up of the Five-dollar Dick Hands Story.

I cried with laughter.